"You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him." ~Audrey Hepburn

 

togepied:

wanting to talk to someone really bad
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but they ignore your message
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and you see them talking to other people
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(Source: dewgongo)

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep)

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

bloody-nips:

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

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(Source: slimydad)